Jokes

These are some jokes that I got from Face**ok

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   *       1985 -->  Girl     :  Mom, can I wear jeans?

Mom       : No sweety, Wear suit! What people will say when you wear jeans?

       2012-->  Girl      : Mom, can I wear mini Skirt?

                Mom              : Wear it!! At least you wear something!!

·         *A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. It’s for my husband, she tells the clerk.

“Are you kidding?” She says.

“He doesn’t even know that I’m going to shoot him!”

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   *A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.

“Well,” he replied, “the pay is good and the hours aren’t bad, but what I like best is that the customer are always wrong.”

·         *What did the Chinese couple name their black kid?

-          Sum Ting Wrong

          

·         *Girl   : if we become engaged will you give me a ring?

Boy   :sure, what’s your phone number?

·         *Wife         :you tell a man something, it goes in one ear and come out the              other.

Husband     :you tell a woman something; it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

·         *Mary  :  john says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, peter?

Peter : a bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

·         *A     : after buying this new hearing aid, I’m able to hear something two blocks away.

B      : cool, how much did it cost?

A     : the time is three past ten.

  I think this one is not a joke

·         *A very rich man went to a village with his son to show him HOW POOR PEOPLE CAN BE LIVED…?

On return father asked,” what did you learn?”

Son replied,” We’ve no cattle but they have four, We have a swimming pool which is quite big, but they have a lake and its end can’t be found, Our garden has imported lamps but they have a sky full of stars.”

“Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are.”